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Slapnotized

a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.
My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.
Slapnotized by Llenar13 August 16, 2011
The most liked and most hated band in the world. Some people like them, some hate them, but everyone has at least heard of them. I personally like them. (SIC)
Me: Do you like Slipknot?
#1: Hell Yeah!!!
#2: Fuck No!!!
slipknot by JustinL November 10, 2006

Slipknot hater 

A person who wastes their time whining about how horrible the band Slipknot is.
Slipknot haters need to realize no one cares about their opinion.
Device used to secure arm, leg or neck when shooting dope. Such as a belt, cloth or cord of some type.
I'm tying on a slipknot, cuz my ropes are brokedown & I need a fix.
slipknot by Ms. MJKeenan August 11, 2003
An amazing band from Des Moines, Iowa. They successfully combined rap and metal in their first album "Slipknot", made it heavier in "Iowa", and changed it to more alternative metal in "Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)" and "All Hope Is Gone". They each wear masks to express their personality and to show it is about the music, not the looks. And no, they are not Satanic. They only used Satanic imagery in "Iowa" era concerts for marketing and shock value. Their bassist died back in May, so RIP. This is their lineup:

#0 Sid Wilson - turntables
#1 Joey Jordison - drums
#2 Paul Gray - bass (RIP)
#3 Chris Fehn - custom percussion, backing vocals
#4 Jim Root - guitar
#5 Craig "133" Jones - samples, media
#6 Shawn "Clown" Crahan - custom percussion, backing vocals
#7 Mick Thomson - guitar
#8 Corey Taylor - vocals
Slipknot are a great metal band!
Slipknot by MetalHead16 August 21, 2010

Slipknot Whiner 

A person who makes fun of the band Slipknot. Often make fallacy filled arguments about the band. Always have a complete lack of common sense and believe they are going to somehow convince Slipknot fans to stop enjoying the band's music. Instead of just ignoring the thing that annoys them, a Slipknot Whiner will often go on youtube to make totally false statments about the band. This is mostly due to the fact that Slipknot Whiners are either people with no life, or a severe form of mental retardation. Slipknot whiners can easily be spotted on youtube by their usernames. Examples of Slipknot Whiners usernames are SHITKNOTSUCKSCOCK, SlipknotSucksAss and SlIpKnoTiSgAy.
Slipknot Whiner:SLIPNOT IZ GAAY!

Slipknot fans: Dude, STFU
Slipknot Whiner by AnotherAsshole January 2, 2010