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(verb)
SLeep + tINKLE

to urinate while in a quasi-sleep stage.
nocturnal urination.
At about three o'clock last night, I got out of bed with a full bladder and found my way to the bathroom to slinkle without turning on the lights so I wouldn't wake up.
slinkle by Tommy Kaye June 2, 2008
Words you can keep
To be afflicted with an unbalancedness, slink, or shrug-like gait while walking.
The man slinkled across the campus, his coffee spilling over the sides of his mug with every step.
Slinkle by BJBW July 8, 2009

slinkle fuck and puff 

when you fuckin a nigga and put a lit ciggy in they ass and they breathe out smoke from they mouth
nigga: "yo what did you do with that fuckin nigga"

nigga2: "i gave that nigga a slinkle fuck and puff and raped him"

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."
Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Slinkers 

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)
Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!
Slinkers by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009

stinklers 

A name given to sprinklers in which reclaimed water is being used. Caused by the smell of reclaimed water coming out of a sprinkler which smells like something between rotten eggs and a horrible smelling fart.
Somebody close the windows, the stinklers just came on outside and the stench is smelling up the whole house!!
stinklers by chrislish July 27, 2009
a particularly tiny but exceptionally smelly fart.
Ian let out a stinklet in the elevator, and everyone wanted to puke.
stinklet by The Trout From Hell January 27, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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