Slessa
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Slessa by Toby Smiles January 27, 2019
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Slossage
Named after the rusty stuffs of Sloss Furnace in Birmingham, Alabama, a Slossage is an attendee of Furnace Fest. Not to be confused with, or considered less than, a Furnie.
Slossage by Furnie4lyfe June 26, 2022
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Shessaa
Shessaa is so cool and loving. They cares about others and will love you the most if you are the closest to him. He's very loyal and might be lazy at times. Shessaa is cute and an amazing person. Shessa know that you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side
smessay
a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.
The following is an actual smessay:
"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
smessay by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007
Sless
A Sless (Slatus Jessus to give them their full name) are members of the ant family. They often hang around in pairs but strangely the female of the pair is nocturnal whilst the male is not.
The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.
Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.
This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's
The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.
Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.
This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's
I was distraught to find that the people I was living with turned out to be Sless's.
Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.
Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.