Sleppuku

Puking in your sleep, usually after a night out drinking.

Mia "Yeah , the party was good, but when I woke up I found out that I had committed sleppuku all over the floor."
John 'Nice.'

by NorthKoreanPornstar September 28, 2017

Google Seppuku

"You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.

Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."

"JESUS CHRIST!! What? Oh sorry. Not you. I was playing google seppuku and I lost. I lost big time."

by Stevy July 17, 2005

Beard Seppuku

When a man attempts to trim up or style his beard and makes a fatal error, forcing him to go clean shaven rather than bear the shame of failure.

Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.

Pierre: "Hey dude, why'd you go clean shaven?"
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."

by OtterOwnage December 25, 2010

hillbilly seppuku

Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the next life is eased by liquid refreshment.

Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.

by CliticusTotalis March 28, 2019

Seppuku

Honorable suicide commited by Samurai after they have shamed themselves or are failed their masters. Samurai could be ordered to commit suicide by their lords (Daimyo)
The samurai would disembowel himself, and when the pain got to be too much to where he might shame himself, his second would decapitate him.

by Maness October 30, 2003

Seppuku

Ritual suicide by disembowelment carried out by samurai. Literally means "stomach cutting." The samurai committing seppuku would shove a dagger such as a tanto into their stomach while another samurai acted as their second by lopping off their head.

Seppuku is also reffered to as Harakiri

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 8, 2011

Seppuku

Ritual suicide by disembowelment. Some who commit seppuku have a second person decapitate them after the one who kills himself commits the disembowelment.

"After losing the battle, he felt seppuku was the only way out."

by crono June 29, 2003