Sleppuku
Mia "Yeah , the party was good, but when I woke up I found out that I had committed sleppuku all over the floor."
John 'Nice.'
John 'Nice.'
Sleppuku by NorthKoreanPornstar September 28, 2017
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Google Seppuku
"You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.
Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."
Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."
Google Seppuku by Stevy July 17, 2005
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Beard Seppuku
When a man attempts to trim up or style his beard and makes a fatal error, forcing him to go clean shaven rather than bear the shame of failure.
Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
Pierre: "Hey dude, why'd you go clean shaven?"
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."
Beard Seppuku by OtterOwnage December 25, 2010
hillbilly seppuku
Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the next life is eased by liquid refreshment.
Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.
hillbilly seppuku by CliticusTotalis March 28, 2019
Seppuku
Honorable suicide commited by Samurai after they have shamed themselves or are failed their masters. Samurai could be ordered to commit suicide by their lords (Daimyo)
The samurai would disembowel himself, and when the pain got to be too much to where he might shame himself, his second would decapitate him.
The samurai would disembowel himself, and when the pain got to be too much to where he might shame himself, his second would decapitate him.
Seppuku
Ritual suicide by disembowelment carried out by samurai. Literally means "stomach cutting." The samurai committing seppuku would shove a dagger such as a tanto into their stomach while another samurai acted as their second by lopping off their head.
Seppuku is also reffered to as Harakiri
Seppuku by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 8, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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