"When the weather conditions contain the only state of air-borne H20 which has been scientifically proven to be more miserable than eating dry oatmeal while wearing wet socks."
"Whenever it is sleety, I wish I were cuddled up at home with a warm blanket and a book."
"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."
Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
Microburst of seconds of sleep then you wake up suddenly. It’s the past tense form of a mini power nap with no real value. Usually occurs when fighting sleep.