"When the weather conditions contain the only state of air-borne H20 which has been scientifically proven to be more miserable than eating dry oatmeal while wearing wet socks."

"Whenever it is sleety, I wish I were cuddled up at home with a warm blanket and a book."

"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."

sleety by markolai October 31, 2012

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slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

slofty by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

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Slepty

Microburst of seconds of sleep then you wake up suddenly. It’s the past tense form of a mini power nap with no real value. Usually occurs when fighting sleep.

Damn did I slepty again? I can’t decide if I wanna stay away or go up sleep.

Slepty by DelicateKnuckles May 11, 2019

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shefty

Annoying, irritating and always in the way

Will is the most shefty person I know

shefty by ConBea123 March 10, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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