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Sleepfalling 

The little spaz attack you get when you're falling asleep and think you're actually falling.
x: Why did you just do that? Are you having a seizure?
y: No, I was just sleepfalling.
Sleepfalling by WhileyCoyote January 21, 2010

sleepfunk 

The smell one's body emits during a long night's sleep in a closed, stuffy room.
Dude, I went into Jacob's room to borrow a CD and his sleepfunk smelled like hot butt.
sleepfunk by torthy December 4, 2005

Sleepfucking 

Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.
Billy went crazy after sleepfucking this girl and getting syphilis.
Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
The act of having sex while one of the partners is sleeping. If the partner who is not awake orgasms they will believe it is just a wet dream.
Mary was not happy when she orgasmed believing it was a wet dream when it was really a sleepfuck with John. She is now expecting a child.
sleepfuck by Fletcher Boys January 14, 2007

Sleepflixing 

Watching Netflix while half asleep or trying to sleep. Often done over vacations or holidays when you're too tired to stay fully awake but too awake to fall asleep, resulting in watching several hours of mindless Netflix instead of resting. Usually, the sleepflixer absorbs very lite, as their sleep deprived state does not allow them to easily follow the plot. Sometimes done out of boredom and sometimes the result of frustration with being unable to sleep.
Thomas: Dude, I didn't sleep at all last night. I watched eleven episodes of Doctor Who!
Mickey: Lame, man. We're they at least good episode:?
Thomas: I can't remember, I was sleepflixing. Now I have to rewatch a whole season.
Sleepflixing by Abbidon July 20, 2014

Sleepfucking 

Can be more interesting than sleepwalking.
DJ Cutoff Sideburns could fuck in his sleep, he was sleepfucking man. He wasn't good at what he did, but he could do it and that's something.
Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018