Sleepul 

Sleeping while cuddling.

Boo had a good sleepul with Dorkie last night.

Sleepul by Dr.Sexypants January 28, 2019

sleepungry 

Being sleepy and hungry at the same time.

Synonym of hungreepy

"I'm hungry and i'm sleepy ........... i'm SLEEPUNGRY"

Person 1: "I'm too sleepy to eat. But I'm too hungry to sleep"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? You're sleepungry then"

sleepungry by - S May 2, 2010

sleepless 

with out sleep you close your eyes only for them to open again u blink and its already 6 am and you hear the stupid bird chirping outside and you just want to hit them with a rock

boy: I slept great

girl: I was sleepless go fuck yourself brad

sleepless by bella_5792 July 6, 2015

sleepurbate 

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.

Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.

sleepurbate by whitebolo January 20, 2005

Sleepslam 

A sneeky way you can enter your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whoever, when they are alseep either in the vagina, arsehole, mouth or wherever takes your fancy. Just make sure they don't wake up otherwise you'll just end up looking like a deviant.

Anthony: Hey man, I waited up last night until Karen fell asleep and sleepslammed her good.
Phil: Ah cool, serves her right for not sucking on your balls beforehand.
Anthony: Yeah, lucky she didn't wake up because I had my nuts in her arse.

Sleepslam by Anthony Rees September 27, 2007

Sleepless Elite 

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.

Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!

Sleepless Elite by Ambalise May 15, 2016

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.

"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

Sleepless-drunk by Synanimous June 8, 2015