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slapwatching 

The act of slapping pounding someone with a slapwatch. There are many kinds of slapwatching such as double slapwatching, ankle slapwatching, triple slapwatching, neck slapwatching and much more. (CAUTION: SLAPWATCHING MAY BE PAINFUL IF USED CORRECTLY)
Sarah Adler was slapwatching Livi Schilsky very hard in the leg after Livi slapwatched Sarah in the wrist; or; wat time is it? SLAPWATCH
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Sleepwatching 

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami
#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.
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