Sleepment 

Equipment used for sleep such as bed, pillow, duvet, alarm clock, sleeping bag etc.

Guy 1: Mate you got your sleepment with you?
Guy 2: What you mean?
Guy 1: Your sleeping bag and pillow!!!
Guy 2: F*** i brought my duvet..... atleast its duvetier then yours!!!

Sleepment by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009

sleepiendo 

the act of sleeping in spanish

estoy sleepiendo en mi cama ahora

sleepiendo by Ele boots September 28, 2013

sleepenis

What famous youtuber ms painter sleepstr calls his pp.

“It won’t just be the two of us in bed tonight, big man sleepenis will be joining us.”

sleepenis by SL420 March 9, 2021

sleepetite 

The magnitude of one's desire to sleep. Often describes (but not limited to) the sleepiness caused from smoking marijuana.

Derived from the words sleep and appetite.

"Hitting that bowl gave me a huge sleepetite, I'm gonna hit the sack."

sleepetite by tHaKid August 14, 2014

Sleeptext

To reply to a text received while asleep. Usually one word answers or nonsensical responses occur, with misspellings.

Much like sleepwalking, the sleep-texter will not remember the incident until the morning after, upon checking thier sent/inbox.

1. Friend of sleeptexter:"Hey, you're missing an awesome party right now!"

Sleeptexter's response: "Mm yeahg i knsh."

2. "Yeah, I tried texting her last night but she was just sleeptexting back, so it was useless."

Sleeptext by mousefacee December 8, 2009

sleepretend 

The person who pretend to sleep in a bus or a train since they don't want to give their seats to the elders or the handicapped.

A: Mate. Today i was so tired but i gave my seat to an elder.

B: Why didn't you sleepretend?

sleepretend by bonapart park September 14, 2009

skleepent 

Ideas so mentally intense they cause the thinker to seize.

The Lovecraftian Mythos is Skleepent.

skleepent by YeetfeetM March 23, 2019