Definitions by tHaKid

butt swallow 

When you need to poop really badly, but you hold it in long enough that the feeling passes temporarily.

Example 1:
Ah I really need to shit... Nope, just butt swallowed it we're all good.

Example 2:
One time, I butt swallowed five times in the span of an hour, and when I got home I had to shit so bad that I pooped myself before I got to the toilet :/

butt swallow by tHaKid March 27, 2015

Resume Fuck 

A sexual experience that is so noteworthy that you would put it on a hypothetical sex resume, consisting of sex stories that you would be proud to boast about to others.

"Yo slaying that cougar was a definite resume fuck. She's like twice my age AND a dime piece."

Resume Fuck by tHaKid September 14, 2014

vagina dick 

The state of one's penis after sex, during which it retains the smell of a woman's vagina (and latex, if applicable).

"Ew, I just scratched my balls and now my hand smells like poon."
"Have you showered since you piped your girl?"
"Nope."
"Sounds like you got that vagina dick."

vagina dick by tHaKid August 17, 2014

sleepetite 

The magnitude of one's desire to sleep. Often describes (but not limited to) the sleepiness caused from smoking marijuana.

Derived from the words sleep and appetite.

"Hitting that bowl gave me a huge sleepetite, I'm gonna hit the sack."

sleepetite by tHaKid August 14, 2014