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sheepleness 

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See sheeple.

The act of being a sheeple.
Displaying the characteristics of a sheeple.
You just keep proving your sheepleness to the world when it comes to Linux products.
sheepleness by AceTW October 28, 2004

Sleepiness 

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Often a general lack of energy, even after an adequate night time sleep caused mainly by boring college classes or nothing to do. It is very common to young adults and teenagers.
Please excuse my sleepiness
Sleepiness by SexyPants. April 22, 2011

empty sleepiness 

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A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.

CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
FIRST EXAMPLE:

A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.

SECOND EXAMPLE:

A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....

A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...

History Induced Sleepiness

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The sleepiness that hits you when you're sitting in history class wondering why it matters what happened a million years ago
Joe: " Man, who cares what happened a million years ago?"

Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."

Joe: " Let's go to sleep."

extreme sleepiness

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the body becomes too tired to do anything that it sleeps all day doing nothing (similar to a couch potato)
Extreme sleepiness is like for example a couch potato who just sits on the couch all day watching t.v. while eating, and doing nothing.

after nap sleepiness 

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The feeling of being tired after a long nap
I have after nap sleepiness and I want to lay down and go back to sleep
after nap sleepiness by Goatcheese9 February 4, 2024
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