Sleemph
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sleephitmeyuh
Sleephitmeyuh is a rude awakening from your partner as they slap, scratch, stab, punch, drop bows or kick the shit out of you supposedly because of their spasms or involuntary body movements that occur because of nightmares and bad or erotic dreams.
Me: OUCH! WTF!?!
Jean: Oh I'm sorry . . . Did I wake you up?
Me: Dag, I think I'm bleedin'
Jean: I was running. Then I was calling you to come pick me up, and and and You were already sitting down somewhere with all our friends and and You wouldn't . . .
Me: Oh, okay. It's just sleephitmeyuh again.
(20 minutes later)
Jean: Are you asleep?
Me: NO!
Jean: Oh I'm sorry . . . Did I wake you up?
Me: Dag, I think I'm bleedin'
Jean: I was running. Then I was calling you to come pick me up, and and and You were already sitting down somewhere with all our friends and and You wouldn't . . .
Me: Oh, okay. It's just sleephitmeyuh again.
(20 minutes later)
Jean: Are you asleep?
Me: NO!
sleephitmeyuh by SteveCory January 26, 2011
Related Words
Sleemph • sleemp • Sleempy • sleephandy • sleephawk • Sleephipping • sleephitmeyuh • sleephoria • sleep high • sleep-hangover
sleemp
sleemp by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020
sleephoria
The intese feeling of profound well being felt after a full 8 hours of legit sleep.
*cannot be felt from an 11 hour nap taken in the middle of the day after a bender...this is truly a purer experience.
*cannot be felt from an 11 hour nap taken in the middle of the day after a bender...this is truly a purer experience.
Why Julee you are practically glowing this morning! Did you get laid last night?! Nope...even BETTER. I got 8 full hours of un-alcohol induced sleep! I've got sleephoria and it's fucking magic.
sleephoria by Nico Cash September 3, 2010
sleephangover
Ugh, I took a a 2-hour nap and I slept the 12 hours straight the night before, I am totally experiencing a sleephangover.
Eddie: My head hella hurts. What time is it?
Jane: It's 3PM!
Eddie: What?! I just slept for 14 hours straight.
Jane: You have a sleephangover.
Eddie: My head hella hurts. What time is it?
Jane: It's 3PM!
Eddie: What?! I just slept for 14 hours straight.
Jane: You have a sleephangover.
sleephangover by mischief81 July 24, 2010
sleephawk
I thought her short hair was cool until I woke up next to her in the morning and she had a stupid-looking sleephawk.
This is the easiest style ever-I just go to bed and wake up with a perfect sleephawk.
This is the easiest style ever-I just go to bed and wake up with a perfect sleephawk.
sleephawk by Raisin Toast February 24, 2010
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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