Sleemph 

It’s like sleep but cooler

Him: hey bro u wanna go for some feesh?
Me:nah bruf gotto go for some sleemph

Sleemph by sleemph August 23, 2018

sleephitmeyuh 

Sleephitmeyuh is a rude awakening from your partner as they slap, scratch, stab, punch, drop bows or kick the shit out of you supposedly because of their spasms or involuntary body movements that occur because of nightmares and bad or erotic dreams.

Me: OUCH! WTF!?!
Jean: Oh I'm sorry . . . Did I wake you up?
Me: Dag, I think I'm bleedin'
Jean: I was running. Then I was calling you to come pick me up, and and and You were already sitting down somewhere with all our friends and and You wouldn't . . .
Me: Oh, okay. It's just sleephitmeyuh again.
(20 minutes later)
Jean: Are you asleep?
Me: NO!

sleephitmeyuh by SteveCory January 26, 2011

sleemp 

when birb tucks away peets and gets all fluffy and goes to sleep.

my birb is doin a sleemp, plz don't wake himb.

sleemp by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

sleephoria 

The intese feeling of profound well being felt after a full 8 hours of legit sleep.

*cannot be felt from an 11 hour nap taken in the middle of the day after a bender...this is truly a purer experience.

Why Julee you are practically glowing this morning! Did you get laid last night?! Nope...even BETTER. I got 8 full hours of un-alcohol induced sleep! I've got sleephoria and it's fucking magic.

sleephoria by Nico Cash September 3, 2010

Sleempy 

Nerd who decided to choose anime girls and blocky ass mf characters over the legendary game Minecraft.

Sleempy: I am Sleempy, i love genshin girls uwu

Sleempy by Spizer November 29, 2021

sleephangover 

The headache and discomfort that is felt after having too much sleep.

Ugh, I took a a 2-hour nap and I slept the 12 hours straight the night before, I am totally experiencing a sleephangover.

Eddie: My head hella hurts. What time is it?

Jane: It's 3PM!

Eddie: What?! I just slept for 14 hours straight.

Jane: You have a sleephangover.

sleephangover by mischief81 July 24, 2010

sleephawk 

The mohawk-like hairstyle created by those with shorter hair lying on one's sides during sleep.

I thought her short hair was cool until I woke up next to her in the morning and she had a stupid-looking sleephawk.

This is the easiest style ever-I just go to bed and wake up with a perfect sleephawk.

sleephawk by Raisin Toast February 24, 2010