Sleconds

The act of hooking up with someone, after they have already hooked up with someone else.

A shorter word for Sloppy Seconds

I don't care if I did get his sleconds, she was still hott

by mason224 February 15, 2010

seconds per frame

seconds per frame (spf) is used when talking about the performance of a potato in gaming

Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.

by dragonbgn January 21, 2021

secondsary

A couple's celebration of their happiness and intense love for each other not literally observed every second but every moment spent together.

Dingdong Dantes and Marian Gracia-Dantes are so into each other that they have a secondsary every chance they get.

by donandmarie November 8, 2009

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

12 seconds

The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.

If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.

by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006

Floppy Seconds

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.

Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds

by davepaul March 19, 2011