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Slaterbait

Internet content that baits the 11 time world champion of surfing and big time winner at life Robert Kelly Slater. aka, GOAT, aka Slats, aka Bobby Slade, aka Ke11y.

Kelly's feats in surfing are unparalleled, an uncompromising competitor known widely for his "mind games" employed to confuse and bedazzle other and often younger competitors. Also known later as a successful business owner with many ventures ranging from a wave pool that, in a day, could suck more energy than a fully lit stadium running for a year non stop, to high end fashion and energy drinks.

The social media age has revealed Slaters boomer energy. He is widely known for getting into wild back and forth discourse with "nobody's" about topics as wide ranging as flat earth theory, derisive street signs near his wave pool, sugar content of Snapple, and issueing BJJ challenges to stoner Cali-dudes with attitudes.

Slater refuses to answer to allegations against his character or environmental terrorism in any Surfing related forums. Rather, his personal preference against any perceived slight is to use internet photo sharing/influencer app Instagram which confounds many who have admired his skills on fibreglass performed with class and skill not seen before or since his arrival on the scene in the early 90's.
Man.. I had no idea my innocuous comment on Joe Rogan's last post would incur the wrath of the king.. Homie feels strongly about this latest IG filter update, he even DM'd me it must have been potent Slaterbait
by gobblegobble gobble July 31, 2020
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skaterbater

a skateboarder who love skating as well as he loves to sroke his salami or whack the monkey or yes even masterbate
The word is also used by skaters to sound cool.
I'm a straight up skaterbater.
Dude, im such a skaterbater.
by Zachy Pooh March 31, 2007
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Shaterbating

Are you really shaterbating in there?
by mustang3592 March 20, 2011
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slateraids

The act of hiding in a fake profile do to ones balls not dropping of lack of
Dont get butthurt like slateraids
by anon 3411123 September 19, 2013
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shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.
Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.
by reddonkey November 22, 2009
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Staterbate

Feeling the need to touch ones self after viewing their stats in a video game/sport/etc.
I am need to staterbate quick after that game of league.
by TheDaileyTrain January 25, 2016
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skaterbation

n: the act of skateboarding down a road with one's genitals hanging out, and stroking, pulling, yanking, lubing up, etc said preferably erect penis in the process.

v: to masterbate furiously while skateboarding(usually done as a prank, but theres the occasional wierdo who does it because it gets him off.)
"So I did a little skaterbation past a local picnic today. Scared the little ones."
by Dunkappa October 11, 2007
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