Shasterbait

to masterbait in the shower

as i washed my hair i shasterbaited

by FangedLamb October 22, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

by vink pink February 10, 2005

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

Sobsterbaiting

The rare occurrence when while buffing the banana, you’re suddenly overcome with emotions that you begin to cry.

Tim! Stop sobsterbaiting about the chick that ghosted you; SHE HAS BRACES!

by The Bearded Fatness August 12, 2019

shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

by reddonkey November 22, 2009