person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009

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Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

Shatterbate by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

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Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

Shaterbating by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

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Sobsterbaiting

The rare occurrence when while buffing the banana, you’re suddenly overcome with emotions that you begin to cry.

Tim! Stop sobsterbaiting about the chick that ghosted you; SHE HAS BRACES!

Sobsterbaiting by The Bearded Fatness August 12, 2019

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shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

shaterbating by reddonkey November 22, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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