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skaterbation

n: the act of skateboarding down a road with one's genitals hanging out, and stroking, pulling, yanking, lubing up, etc said preferably erect penis in the process.

v: to masterbate furiously while skateboarding(usually done as a prank, but theres the occasional wierdo who does it because it gets him off.)
"So I did a little skaterbation past a local picnic today. Scared the little ones."
by Dunkappa October 11, 2007
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Saderbation

Realize that the object of your affection is taken and you begin masturbating and crying.
Schmitt finds out his ex is engaged, let the Saderbation begin.
by Ants666 March 10, 2015
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Skyperbation

1. Mutual masturbation with a friend or partner while using Skype.

2. The stimulation or manipulation of one's own or another's genitals, especially to orgasm, while Skyping.

3. Sexual self-stimulation with the visual assistance of an online partner via Skype.
I was feeling horny, so I got online with my Skyperbation partner to help me out.
Skyperbation helps keep long-distance relationships sexually healthy.
He is a Skyperbation addict and may be in need of a 12-step program to help control his Skyperbating.
Skyperbation takes (personal) relationships to a whole new level.
Skyperbation satisfies the voyeur in us.
by Luv2Tvl May 18, 2011
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Straterbation

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.
"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"
by Brishem March 18, 2010
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Skaturation

getting your nipple caught in a door
"ouch i skaturated my self"
by one0one January 3, 2004
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Shaterbating

Are you really shaterbating in there?
by mustang3592 March 20, 2011
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shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.
Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.
by reddonkey November 22, 2009
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