slashie

A person who thinks their day job isn't their real job: busboy/actor; waitress/actress; waiter/writer; cleaner/scriptwriter; singer/secretary

Who's on Big Brother this year? Oh, just the usual bunch of slashies.

slashie by Gina Dow August 27, 2006

slashie

(n) Slang name for bar /(slash) liquor stores that you find in Chicago, IL. You can't get a license for these kind of bar/liquor stores anymore and the ones that are still around are usually a bit run down, old family businesses that have had this license for generations.

Meet me at the slashie for a shot and then we'll buy a case of Old Style to go.

slashie by niemi July 14, 2009

Slashie

Another term for taking a piss while drunk and your piss to pot ratio is diminishing.

Your mate at the pub turns to you and says "Fucking hell man, I need to take a slashie again. That's the 8th time this pot!"

Slashie by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Sour Slushie 

a popular refreshment with crushed ice and fruit juice and made notorious when combined with a green, sour liquid. usually found in a squirt bottle beside the machine.

This is the scale from 0-100% used to determine the intensity of the sour as regarded to what percentage of the drink is sour liquid.

0% - you friggin junior. you gotta put some sour in or your nothing but a JR.

10% - a good stepping stone for the first time consumer.

20% - a decent amount but still not quite enough to advance upward from the level of junior to amateur.

30% - Now, you're starting to gain respect from your peers as you are now on the level of amateur.

40% - This is where things start to get dangerous. At this point, nearly the bottom fifth of the cup will be black.

50% - i.e. the midway point on the highway to hell.

60% - From this point on, keep a phone nearby as symptoms will start to appear. At this level, you will notice twitching and shaking.

70% - Now you are at the level of seasoned veteran. symptoms here include slight diziness, combined with the previous symptoms.

80% - At this level, this turns from a game to an exteme sport with serious consequences. Sypmtoms include sense of delusion and you will see green spots everywhere. Also may include temporary loss of vision.

90% - Symptoms here include all of the previous include all of the previous and vomitting and loss of consciousness.

100% - At this point, it is no longer a sour slushie, it is pure sour. symptoms here will include immediate death and outside of body experiences.

I was drink a 40% sour slushie from Need's when i noticed i needed to suck out all of the sour and spit it out cause i just couldn't handle this shit.

Sour Slushie by v2lazer April 12, 2005

Slasher Movie 

A horror movie with a killer, and a body count. These movies can take place in the woods, the middle of Nowhere, a small neighborhood, a camp site, or sometimes, even in outer space. The killers are usually vengeful maniacs, and most of them go after naughty teenagers, and sometimes, nosy adults

guy #1:Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween and Friday the 13th are some of my favorite slasher movies

Slasher Movie by samvadar February 21, 2014

Muffin Slasher 

Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.

Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."

Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"

Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."

Muffin Slasher by Wrong Button October 1, 2014

the hash slinging slasher 

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

the hash slinging slasher by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016