A person who thinks their day job isn't their real job: busboy/actor; waitress/actress; waiter/writer; cleaner/scriptwriter; singer/secretary
by Gina Dow August 27, 2006
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Your mate at the pub turns to you and says "Fucking hell man, I need to take a slashie again. That's the 8th time this pot!"
by Mike737 September 25, 2006
Get the Slashie mug.a popular refreshment with crushed ice and fruit juice and made notorious when combined with a green, sour liquid. usually found in a squirt bottle beside the machine.
This is the scale from 0-100% used to determine the intensity of the sour as regarded to what percentage of the drink is sour liquid.
0% - you friggin junior. you gotta put some sour in or your nothing but a JR.
10% - a good stepping stone for the first time consumer.
20% - a decent amount but still not quite enough to advance upward from the level of junior to amateur.
30% - Now, you're starting to gain respect from your peers as you are now on the level of amateur.
40% - This is where things start to get dangerous. At this point, nearly the bottom fifth of the cup will be black.
50% - i.e. the midway point on the highway to hell.
60% - From this point on, keep a phone nearby as symptoms will start to appear. At this level, you will notice twitching and shaking.
70% - Now you are at the level of seasoned veteran. symptoms here include slight diziness, combined with the previous symptoms.
80% - At this level, this turns from a game to an exteme sport with serious consequences. Sypmtoms include sense of delusion and you will see green spots everywhere. Also may include temporary loss of vision.
90% - Symptoms here include all of the previous include all of the previous and vomitting and loss of consciousness.
100% - At this point, it is no longer a sour slushie, it is pure sour. symptoms here will include immediate death and outside of body experiences.
This is the scale from 0-100% used to determine the intensity of the sour as regarded to what percentage of the drink is sour liquid.
0% - you friggin junior. you gotta put some sour in or your nothing but a JR.
10% - a good stepping stone for the first time consumer.
20% - a decent amount but still not quite enough to advance upward from the level of junior to amateur.
30% - Now, you're starting to gain respect from your peers as you are now on the level of amateur.
40% - This is where things start to get dangerous. At this point, nearly the bottom fifth of the cup will be black.
50% - i.e. the midway point on the highway to hell.
60% - From this point on, keep a phone nearby as symptoms will start to appear. At this level, you will notice twitching and shaking.
70% - Now you are at the level of seasoned veteran. symptoms here include slight diziness, combined with the previous symptoms.
80% - At this level, this turns from a game to an exteme sport with serious consequences. Sypmtoms include sense of delusion and you will see green spots everywhere. Also may include temporary loss of vision.
90% - Symptoms here include all of the previous include all of the previous and vomitting and loss of consciousness.
100% - At this point, it is no longer a sour slushie, it is pure sour. symptoms here will include immediate death and outside of body experiences.
I was drink a 40% sour slushie from Need's when i noticed i needed to suck out all of the sour and spit it out cause i just couldn't handle this shit.
by v2lazer April 12, 2005
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guy #1:Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween and Friday the 13th are some of my favorite slasher movies
by samvadar February 21, 2014
Get the Slasher Movie mug.Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
by Wrong Button October 1, 2014
Get the Muffin Slasher mug.The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016
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