Slapation 

When you ejaculate into your hand making a puddle slapping her in the face with it

Bro I beat my meat and. Gave her a slapation

Slapation by Slapation October 19, 2020

Salvation Mill 

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

Salvation Mill by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap 

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

Salvation Fap by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

salvation

something that saves from danger or difficulty or sin or evil

he book was my salvation from boredom.

salvation by maboiisgrowingup2321 March 18, 2021

stacation 

The art of staying at home with paid time off from work and totally enjoying the time. Result, not having to recover from a vacation away.

I had a stacation and totally enjoyed myself. I am back to work relaxed and looking forward to my next stacation with a good book and a mug of coffee.

stacation by grlnxtdr247 July 21, 2009

spacation 

A spa vacation you go on with your bayou sistas

my friends and I are from the swamps & bayous of Louisiana and went on a spa vacation to Arkansas and instead of spa vacation we'd cut it short and say spacation.

spacation by Bayou sista November 8, 2014

Slampanion 

A companion that you have an agreement with to slam whenever is convenient.

Kevin: 'Are you guys dating?'
Max: 'Nah man, we're slampanions'

Slampanion by P.N. March 30, 2010