Slangbanger 

Someone who uses modern slang terms (usually those primarily used on discord or similar) to such a degree that they are unintelligible to anyone who is not terminally online, common traits of slangbangers include:

Being a schrödingers douchebag
Making offensive jokes for no reason other than to get a reaction out of people
Defending anything and everything they say to the death no matter how little it deserves to be defended
Having a huge ego
Believing they are much more intelligent than they actually are
Using gaslighting to make people believe they are only joking
Being willing to do immoral actions (IE, SCAMMING) for their personal benefit

Having an incredibly short temper
Excessively using dark/edgy humor
Talking to them feels like speaking to a brick wall
Being terminally online
Constantly huffing copium to convince themselves theyre never the asshole in any situation

These people are also usually schrödingers douchebags, though this is not always the case. In general, stay as far away from these people as you can manage, they are commonly found on websites that offer anonymity and/or lack moderation, especially discord and 4chan.

Normal person: i quite like the concept here, though i feel it could be executed better if yo-
Slangbanger: omg bro i use pepo like u as cumsocks for my hard ass dick fr
Normal person: wtf is wrong with you
Slangbanger: bro why did u say that to me, are u autistic? Pepo nowadays cant take a joke fr L + ratio + stay mad + cry about it + bozo + pinged owner

Slangbanger by Terminalonline January 14, 2023

Slangbanger 

Someone who uses so much modern slang that they are unintelligible to anyone who is not terminally online, common traits of slangbangers include:

Being terminally online themselves
Saying offensive things to get a reaction out of people
Being an asshole in general
Being a schrödingers douchebag
Becoming surprised when people dont like them even though their only character traits are being rude and offensive
Having few to no redeemable qualities
Being willing to do immoral things (IE. Scamming) for their own personal gain
Becoming surprised when no one understands what theyre saying
Thinking they are much more intelligent than they actually are
Having a huge ego
Defending everything they say to the grave even if it does not deserve defending
Surrounding themselves with more slangbangers
Joining forums or similar just to be asshats to the people there for a quick laugh
Being incredibly fucking annoying
Having a very short temper
Gaslighting people who call them out on their bullshit

In general, stay as far away from these people as you can manage, there are very few, if not no decent humans that are slangbangers. They are commonly found on websites that offer anonymity and/or lack moderation, there is no cure to this illness other than touching some grass, which they are generally very reluctant to do.

Normal person: i like the concept but i feel it could be better executed if you ha-
Slangbanger: omg bro are you crippled, i use you pepos as cumsocks for my hard ass dick frfr no cap
Normal person: wtf is wrong with you
Slangbanger: wtf bro why did you say that to me, it was a joke you autistic fuckin braindead ass bitch, L + ratio + stay mad + cry about it + L

Slangbanger by Terminalonline January 14, 2023

StangBanger 

A group or a single individual that Attends Bishop Stang in Dartmouth MA

"Look at that kid over there he goes to Stang, He is such a StangBanger

StangBanger by ORRGoalie2012 November 19, 2010

slangwhanger 

Someone who swears profusely; uses abusive swear words in every other sentence

"Jenna is such a slangwhanger!"

slangwhanger by WonkyTweet December 19, 2013

slangebange 

Wtf is slangebange?

H: Do you know what slangebange is?

Y: Wtf is slangebange?

slangebange by HarryLLLLLLLLL December 7, 2013

Langbanger 

A descriptive word used to describe one slutty whore from Langford, BC

That melissa is suck a langbanger.

Langbanger by YourPersonalBitch. November 21, 2009

Slangbang

When your buddy suddenly rapes your mind with an orgy of urban dictionary references and ghetto street creed to get you out of the picture so he can pick up some hot tail.

Guy 1: “Word! dawg. Peep that dope, five-finger shorty...two o’clock. Mmm, straight rollin’ strapped wit some back! woo! Girl got me bustin’ a hard-o-tack, melty like a full blown heteropheliac. Betta git in where you fit in jack, cause this car don’t ride three deep.”

Waiter: "Table for one?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my buddy just blew me off with a slangbang."

Slangbang by Your liberator January 21, 2011