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StangBanger

A group or a single individual that Attends Bishop Stang in Dartmouth MA
"Look at that kid over there he goes to Stang, He is such a StangBanger
by ORRGoalie2012 November 19, 2010
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slangwhanger

Someone who swears profusely; uses abusive swear words in every other sentence
"Jenna is such a slangwhanger!"
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Slangbang

When your buddy suddenly rapes your mind with an orgy of urban dictionary references and ghetto street creed to get you out of the picture so he can pick up some hot tail.
Guy 1: “Word! dawg. Peep that dope, five-finger shorty...two o’clock. Mmm, straight rollin’ strapped wit some back! woo! Girl got me bustin’ a hard-o-tack, melty like a full blown heteropheliac. Betta git in where you fit in jack, cause this car don’t ride three deep.”

Waiter: "Table for one?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my buddy just blew me off with a slangbang."
by Your liberator January 21, 2011
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Stangelangen

Stangelangen is a female name of Scandinavian origin. The name means "the long stick that shows the way to heaven". Women with this name are strong, independent individuals, who enjoy life to the fullest. Common Stangelangen activities include, climbing, teaching science, and evaluating the brain functioning and mental health of teenagers. Stangelan would be a perfect name for your baby girl.
Stangelangen is a women in STEM.
by Zero._0 November 2, 2023
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slangbanging

Slangbanging: When you and your friends are so down with the urbandictionary that your pimped it out so free and concise that you are true representin' the Urban Slang Language and no body around you can understand what your saying; it's over thier head, but to you & your friends it's natural and usual.

Chinesebanging: when a group of chinese people are around you and they are all talking chinese and laughing and it's over YOUR head. so etc... japbanging.

Driritive word: Langbanging
The kinko's in the hall were blistered cause we were slangbanging and freestyling the urban over their head, they were crained ( overloaded in thier brain). Let's just keep writing and reading the urbandictionary, dawgs.

Hey, guys, we're in the mall; lets go slangbanging through the hangs and see if anyone is urban elite.
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Slangbanger

Someone who uses so much modern slang that they are unintelligible to anyone who is not terminally online, common traits of slangbangers include:

Being terminally online themselves
Saying offensive things to get a reaction out of people
Being an asshole in general
Being a schrödingers douchebag
Becoming surprised when people dont like them even though their only character traits are being rude and offensive
Having few to no redeemable qualities
Being willing to do immoral things (IE. Scamming) for their own personal gain
Becoming surprised when no one understands what theyre saying
Thinking they are much more intelligent than they actually are
Having a huge ego
Defending everything they say to the grave even if it does not deserve defending
Surrounding themselves with more slangbangers
Joining forums or similar just to be asshats to the people there for a quick laugh
Being incredibly fucking annoying
Having a very short temper
Gaslighting people who call them out on their bullshit

In general, stay as far away from these people as you can manage, there are very few, if not no decent humans that are slangbangers. They are commonly found on websites that offer anonymity and/or lack moderation, there is no cure to this illness other than touching some grass, which they are generally very reluctant to do.
Normal person: i like the concept but i feel it could be better executed if you ha-
Slangbanger: omg bro are you crippled, i use you pepos as cumsocks for my hard ass dick frfr no cap
Normal person: wtf is wrong with you
Slangbanger: wtf bro why did you say that to me, it was a joke you autistic fuckin braindead ass bitch, L + ratio + stay mad + cry about it + L
by Terminalonline January 14, 2023
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