Someone who uses so much modern slang that they are unintelligible to anyone who is not terminally online, common traits of slangbangers include:
Being terminally online themselves
Saying offensive things to get a reaction out of
people
Being an
asshole in general
Being a schrödingers douchebag
Becoming surprised when
people dont like them even though their only character traits are being rude and offensive
Having few to no redeemable qualities
Being willing to do immoral things (IE. Scamming) for their own personal gain
Becoming surprised when no one understands what theyre saying
Thinking they are much more intelligent than they actually are
Having a huge ego
Defending everything they say to the grave even if it does not deserve defending
Surrounding themselves with more slangbangers
Joining forums or similar just to be asshats to the
people there for a quick laugh
Being incredibly fucking
annoying
Having a very short temper
Gaslighting
people who call them out on their bullshit
In general, stay as far away from these
people as you can manage, there are very few, if not no decent humans that are slangbangers. They are commonly found on websites that offer anonymity and/or lack moderation, there is no cure to this illness other than touching some
grass, which they are generally very reluctant to do.
Normal
person: i like the concept but i feel it could be better executed if you ha-
Slangbanger: omg bro are you crippled, i use you pepos as cumsocks for my hard ass dick frfr no cap
Normal
person: wtf is wrong with you
Slangbanger: wtf bro why did you say that to me, it was a
joke you autistic fuckin braindead ass bitch, L + ratio + stay mad + cry about it + L