Slangbang
When your buddy suddenly rapes your mind with an orgy of urban dictionary references and ghetto street creed to get you out of the picture so he can pick up some hot tail.
Guy 1: “Word! dawg. Peep that dope, five-finger shorty...two o’clock. Mmm, straight rollin’ strapped wit some back! woo! Girl got me bustin’ a hard-o-tack, melty like a full blown heteropheliac. Betta git in where you fit in jack, cause this car don’t ride three deep.”
Waiter: "Table for one?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, my buddy just blew me off with a slangbang."
Waiter: "Table for one?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, my buddy just blew me off with a slangbang."
Slangbang by Your liberator January 21, 2011
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