You have just posted a status on facebook. Within 20 seconds 1 person has responded, then 2.. and a third. Before you know it a few people have LIKED the status. Your status is on FIRE. It's getting slammed!! SLAMTUS!
Rick: Fuck me dude, I just posted a status about how my mother caught me jacking off and I got swamped by people giving me shit
Trevor: Yeah man as soon as I saw the status I clicked like & saw 30 other people had already clicked like within 2 minutes of you posting it! You experienced a slamtus buddy.
Trevor: Yeah man as soon as I saw the status I clicked like & saw 30 other people had already clicked like within 2 minutes of you posting it! You experienced a slamtus buddy.
by K-man75 February 8, 2012
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male version of a slamhound. A male that you take home to slam with no intention of getting his number before the next morning. Less respected than a booty call.
by Rachaeled April 6, 2011
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My saviour appeared from the darkness, tall and strong. He crushed the villain's metatarsal before carrying me into safety, all while chanting the famous sound - SLATUSLA!
by HeroHunter February 23, 2021
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Get the Slamtastic mug.Is your hot tub at your slampad. This is were you get your slampiece warmed up before giving it to her jet jiggy style.
Bob: hey you hitting the bar tonight?
Frank:Naw my slampiece just called, and wants to get jet jiggy in the slamtub.
Frank:Naw my slampiece just called, and wants to get jet jiggy in the slamtub.
by Slampiece king October 6, 2011
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Jaquanatavious: Somebody just spun the block?
Lamar: No cap, J-dawg, now we gotta pull up at the after-party function( Don Toliver hit-single) with our unregistered firearms.
Jaquanatavious: Somebody just spun the block?
Lamar: No cap, J-dawg, now we gotta pull up at the after-party function( Don Toliver hit-single) with our unregistered firearms.
by ObamasthrobbingHIV August 6, 2021
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