You have just posted a status on facebook. Within 20 seconds 1 person has responded, then 2.. and a third. Before you know it a few people have LIKED the status. Your status is on FIRE. It's getting slammed!! SLAMTUS!
Rick: Fuck me dude, I just posted a status about how my mother caught me jacking off and I got swamped by people giving me shit
Trevor: Yeah man as soon as I saw the status I clicked like & saw 30 other people had already clicked like within 2 minutes of you posting it! You experienced a slamtus buddy.
Trevor: Yeah man as soon as I saw the status I clicked like & saw 30 other people had already clicked like within 2 minutes of you posting it! You experienced a slamtus buddy.
by K-man75 January 21, 2012
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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