2 definitions by ObamasthrobbingHIV

Slatus Report

A detailed report of what happens on yo block.
Your slatties might also distribute a Slatus Report.

Lamar: Yo Dimitrios just issued a Slatus Report.
Jaquanatavious: Somebody just spun the block?
Lamar: No cap, J-dawg, now we gotta pull up at the after-party function( Don Toliver hit-single) with our unregistered firearms.

by ObamasthrobbingHIV August 7, 2021

sophias poprocks

In the action of intercourse...the man pauses...delicatley opens a packet of pop rocks and pours it into the vaginal canal. And then like a true gentlemen, he waits for the sizzle sounds and then promptly eats her out

“ yo my girl had bad day so I gave her a little Sophias poprocks treatement”

by ObamasthrobbingHIV February 11, 2021