Slamet 

Slamet

Slamet

Slamet by anonymous November 22, 2021

Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms

Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.

Paul Stamets dose by TheTallestPsychonaut June 30, 2023

Samet 

Samet is extremely attractive, intelligent and athletic. He has superpowers beyond your understanding. Girls love him, and for good reason.

Oh my god! Is that Samet? I want him to be the biological father of my child.

Samet by Terataroora May 20, 2020

Samet 

Samet is someone who isn’t know for his looks. He’s extremely funny and knows how to make people laugh. He charms people into dating him. He is a very loyal friend and he would do anything for you if you’re in his inner circle.

Girl 1: Samet is so funny we talked all night.
Girl 2: He stood up for me a few days ago.

Samet by Reindeerfucker15 December 5, 2020

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh 

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

Shamet 

When Somebody does not want to say "god damn it", they say God Shamet

"GOD SHAMET"

I want to name my kid God so his last name can be Shamet

Shamet by fierfuj February 26, 2011