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Skypesterbation 

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.
My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.
Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

Skypesturbation

Skypesturbation is the term for masturbating while engaged in communication while using Skype internet telephony; usually involving video.
"This Canadian girl and I have been doing marathon, 3 hour skypesturbation session!"
Skypesturbation by mobbSF November 1, 2009

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
A person who adds all the people on skype as possible and talks to them all day long like a typist does on a computer.
1: Ahma get about 500 friends on Skype.
2: What, you tryin to get title of skypist?
skypist by Lolzorznager March 28, 2009

Skypeshower 

This is when you are skyping with your significant other, and one of you needs to take a shower, so you place your laptop or your webcam if you have a desktop computer in the bathroom, and you keep the shower curtains open and you talk while taking a shower.
Eli: Girl, I have this job interview in an hour and I really need to take a shower, skypeshower?
Mary: Yeah, sure why not, take me to the bathroom!
Eli: Awesome, I really miss being with you by the way
Mary: Me too :)
Skypeshower by johnny08 March 3, 2011

Skypesturbate 

v.
The act of masturbating while chatting with someone via the online messaging service Skype.
I'm about to go skypesturbate with this totally hot babe from Italy that I met online.

I can't wait to skypesturbate all night with my boyfriend.

In my spare time, I like to randomly ask people to skypesturbate but it is pretty much a guaranteed "ew you're a creep! Stop masturbating you weirdo freak foo face dude!" Bummer.

I'd rather get a Joejob any day, but skypesturbating is pretty cool, too.
Skypesturbate by Power-up April 15, 2011