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Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!
Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009

shiester 

Somebody who rips people off or does things that only benefits themselves.
Don't make deals with him, hes a shiester.
shiester by Simon D. February 8, 2005
Shyster is a lawyer who practices law in an unethical manner.
After liquidating his assets to a gardener, Shasko Dubich knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him.
Shyster by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022

Skypesterbation 

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.
My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.
Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

shapesturbating 

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers
Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
shapesturbating by Jernandez December 3, 2016
A shyster is a lawyer who practices law unethically and takes bribes from rich tycoon ballas.
After liquidating his assets to his gardener, Shasko Dubich, Andre knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him now.
Shyster by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022