shypester

A shady person who always over exaggerates situations and cries wolf.

Dee Dee Jones is a known for being a shypester.

by Onesness August 4, 2016

Shyster Meister

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

by freedom boy June 16, 2009

shiester

Somebody who rips people off or does things that only benefits themselves.

Don't make deals with him, hes a shiester.

by Simon D. February 8, 2005

Shyster

Shyster is a lawyer who practices law in an unethical manner.

After liquidating his assets to a gardener, Shasko Dubich knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him.

by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022

Skypesterbation

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.

My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.

by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

Shyster

A shyster is a lawyer who practices law unethically and takes bribes from rich tycoon ballas.

After liquidating his assets to his gardener, Shasko Dubich, Andre knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him now.

by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022