Seintology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Seintology teaches that people are mean, superficial, greedy and they lack of empathy. The motto of Seintology is created by Julia-Loius Dreyfuss as "no hugging, no learning"

Since I watched the entire Seinfeld series, I feel like a member of seintology

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Spentology

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent

Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"

Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

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Sunology

A radical variation on astrology that introduces the concept of a brand new sign (called a sun number), based on what degree the sun was positioned at on the day of your birth (a more accurate energy), rather than the sign, which bears a month worth of symbolism. Great new information for the astrologer, since the degrees of the zodiac are finally defined using a systmeatic method and then, the Sabian symbols are used to validate method and refine the meanings. Sunology is de"light"ful for the layperson. It is a highlight for the astrologer. It is en'light'enment for the spiritual seeker.

Sunology changes the way people see astrology!

Sunology by FamousSunologist February 3, 2010

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Slutology

The study of how sluts or whores interact with other people, including other sluts. Popular studies go into slut determination (compared to regular women), how to pick up sluts, slutonomics (the cost of having a slut/sluts), interslut and intraslut sociology, and slut management.

Hey Tony, how did you do in that slutology 101 exam? I think I did well, but I had trouble answering how daddy issues lead to choking fetishes.

Slutology by The Human Whisk November 17, 2019

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skullology

The act of skipping class

Mark : Bro which class you now?

Josh: i have skullology

Mark: skipping class again

skullology by Quami September 16, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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