Skunk Puss

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A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

Skunk Puss by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

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skunk-pussy

Vagina that smells really bad after having alot of sex.

Jessie it is starting to smell like skunk-pussy up in here. Close your legs!!!!

skunk-pussy by Tang_Masters December 17, 2008

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skunk pussy

The stinkiest fucking bitches crack you ever were unfortunate enough to encounter after having had too much alcohol.

I threw up on her hairy tits after she pulled her knickers down and I caught a wiff of her skunk pussy.

skunk pussy by zygmund December 8, 2003

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skunk pussy

any low life infestation ( gutter rats )

skunk pussy by Anonymous August 16, 2003

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skunk pussy

a derogative term for a woman who has no standards whatsoever when it comes to "bedtime activities" these types of women also lack any kind of morales, and think they were put on earth to solely satisfy their heightened sexual needs.

Look at Jane over there, she has had 4 different men this week, what a skunk pussy.

skunk pussy by hairy scary mary June 2, 2009

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skunk-pussy

Really bad smelling pussy after having alot of sex.

Jessie close your legs it is starting to smell like SKUNK-PUSSY up in here!!!!

skunk-pussy by Tang_Masters December 17, 2008

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skunk pussy

the kind of situation that you find yourself in when you are going down on a fat retarded woman who has not walked or washed since the first nasa exploration

last weekend.

skunk pussy by Anonymous July 3, 2003

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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