Skrimjob

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The act of giving/receiving a blowjob while playing one of the greatest xbox 360 games of all time, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
As opposed to popular belief, this has nothing to do with the term "rimjob" and can only be pulled off when you have a woman awesome enough to put up with it. As an added bonus, one can scream "Fus Ro Dah!" upon ejaculation for added humor.

"Dude, I heard Kyle convinced his girlfriend to give him a skrimjob!"

"He is DEFINITELY getting a high-five the next time I see him!"

Skrimjob by Pete26 February 7, 2012

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Skyrimjob

The act of saying "Fus Ro" as best you can while licking out someone's ass, and then pressing your lips tightly against their anus while shouting "DAH!" with as much force as you can, effectively filling their rectum with your shout.

Sally: You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little flatulent today.
Samantha: Why? What did you eat?
Sally: Nothing, but Sam gave me a Skyrimjob last night.

Skyrimjob by -33 October 23, 2013

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Skyrimjob

An intense feeling of orgasmic-like pleasure when first experiencing The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

Fanboy 1: Dude have you played Skyrim yet??
Fanboy 2: Yeah man I did, best Skyrimjob ever.

Skyrimjob by FluffyRhino November 8, 2011

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Skyrimjob

In celebration of Skyrim a person on the receiving end will dress up like a dragon while the giver is dressed in fur and a viking helmet and preforms a rimjob on the receiver.

At the midnight launch of Skyrim, Sally and I quick went to the bathroom and I gave her a filthy Skyrimjob.

Skyrimjob by Muttonman November 10, 2011

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SkrymJob

The auto-erotic process of boisterously and or enthusiastically screaming into or upon ones anal cavity/ anus. Also known as Squelching, Turkey Gurbling, and Frothing.

Dude bro, I just totally got a SkrymJob. My butthole is still vibrating.

SkrymJob by Steamy Wonder April 20, 2013

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Skyrimjob

the act of receiving a rim job (anal cunnilingus) while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Jenny came over while I was playing Skyrim. I refused to stop playing, so she gave me a skyrimjob!

Skyrimjob by Noor Alikhan Fateh November 18, 2011

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SkyRimjob

Getting a Rimjob while playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Yesterday I was trying to kill Alduin while getting a rimjob. The SkyRimjob is heaven

SkyRimjob by JTonTheDon January 27, 2012

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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