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The act of giving/receiving a blowjob while playing one of the greatest xbox 360 games of all time, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
As opposed to popular belief, this has nothing to do with the term "rimjob" and can only be pulled off when you have a woman awesome enough to put up with it. As an added bonus, one can scream "Fus Ro Dah!" upon ejaculation for added humor.

"Dude, I heard Kyle convinced his girlfriend to give him a skrimjob!"

"He is DEFINITELY getting a high-five the next time I see him!"

Skrimjob by Pete26 February 7, 2012

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Skyrimjob

The act of saying "Fus Ro" as best you can while licking out someone's ass, and then pressing your lips tightly against their anus while shouting "DAH!" with as much force as you can, effectively filling their rectum with your shout.

Sally: You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little flatulent today.
Samantha: Why? What did you eat?
Sally: Nothing, but Sam gave me a Skyrimjob last night.

Skyrimjob by -33 October 23, 2013

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Skrimjob • SkrymJob • Skyrim-job • scrim job • Strim job

Skyrimjob

An intense feeling of orgasmic-like pleasure when first experiencing The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

Fanboy 1: Dude have you played Skyrim yet??
Fanboy 2: Yeah man I did, best Skyrimjob ever.

Skyrimjob by FluffyRhino November 8, 2011

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Skyrimjob

In celebration of Skyrim a person on the receiving end will dress up like a dragon while the giver is dressed in fur and a viking helmet and preforms a rimjob on the receiver.

At the midnight launch of Skyrim, Sally and I quick went to the bathroom and I gave her a filthy Skyrimjob.

Skyrimjob by Muttonman November 10, 2011

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SkrymJob

The auto-erotic process of boisterously and or enthusiastically screaming into or upon ones anal cavity/ anus. Also known as Squelching, Turkey Gurbling, and Frothing.

Dude bro, I just totally got a SkrymJob. My butthole is still vibrating.

SkrymJob by Steamy Wonder April 20, 2013

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Skyrimjob

the act of receiving a rim job (anal cunnilingus) while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Jenny came over while I was playing Skyrim. I refused to stop playing, so she gave me a skyrimjob!

Skyrimjob by Noor Alikhan Fateh November 18, 2011

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SkyRimjob

Getting a Rimjob while playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Yesterday I was trying to kill Alduin while getting a rimjob. The SkyRimjob is heaven

SkyRimjob by JTonTheDon January 27, 2012

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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