The auto-erotic process of boisterously and or enthusiastically screaming into or upon ones anal cavity/ anus. Also known as Squelching, Turkey Gurbling, and Frothing.
The act of giving/receiving a blowjob while playing one of the greatest xbox 360 games of all time, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
As opposed to popular belief, this has nothing to do with the term "rimjob" and can only be pulled off when you have a woman awesome enough to put up with it. As an added bonus, one can scream "Fus Ro Dah!" upon ejaculation for added humor.
"Dude, I heard Kyle convinced his girlfriend to give him a skrimjob!"
"He is DEFINITELY getting a high-five the next time I see him!"
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.