skrewed

the cool{no, not ‘kool’ or the sickening ‘kewl’} way to spell ‘screwed’, as well as how ’twas korrectly spelled in Old English (what with its Germanic routes). The letter ‘c’ should be reserved more for an ‘s’ sound (as in ‘Cici's Pizza’, proper-noun ‘Scion’, as well as when in concert with another letter to denote a new sound all its own: ‘bitch’, ‘charge’, ‘chagrin’, and German ‘ich’ or the proper-noun ‘Loch Ness Monster’).

See also: screwed, skrew, screw

Yep, you’re pretty-much skrewed alright, I’m ’fraid to confirm.

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

skrewed

1) fifteen year old girl (as of december 2004) who has too much work
2) jenni

the girl has too much work, she is skrewed

by max December 9, 2004

Nick Screwed

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.

Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.

by NickyD17 May 17, 2012

Shit-Screwed

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".

"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."

by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013

You got screwed.

What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.

Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.

Me (meekly): You got screwed.

by genius-girl October 30, 2009

screwed

To be in a hopeless situation or position, without a chance of redemption. To be

1. For a student wanting to pass a class, failing the final exam would result in them being screwed.

2. A criminal that is trapped in an alley by police officers is screwed.

3. In The Lord of the Rings, when the Ring was finally destroyed, Sauron thought to himself, "Oh dear, it appears that I am now screwed."

by Loganian November 6, 2014