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Skorpz by JaquaviousIsMyGod April 7, 2022
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(Sexy) Skorpion
You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.
Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!
Man: Okay
Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt
Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
Man: Okay
Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt
Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
(Sexy) Skorpion by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009
Related Words
Skorpz • Skorped • skorpio • Skorpion • skorp • Skorpian • skorpid • skorping • skorpion g • skorpledorped
Sheeps and Scorpz
Me: “Man I heard a banging tune today!”
Friend: “Who by?”
Me: “The best Rap Duo alive!”
Friend: “Ahhhh!!! Sheeps and Scorpz!!!”
Friend: “Who by?”
Me: “The best Rap Duo alive!”
Friend: “Ahhhh!!! Sheeps and Scorpz!!!”
Sheeps and Scorpz by Definitely Lil Uzi December 14, 2019
(Sexy) Skorpion
A twist on an old favourite: The man begins by lying on his back with a woman lying on her back with their heads together and feet pointing in opposite directions. The man then flips his legs behind his head imitating the action of a striking scorpion. The woman then proceeds to catch his manhood in her mouth where the dance of love then continues.
Woman: I hunger for your manhood.
Man: Let's do a twist on an old favourite.
Woman: Surely you don't mean...
Man: Yes. ((Sexy) Skorpion)
Man: Let's do a twist on an old favourite.
Woman: Surely you don't mean...
Man: Yes. ((Sexy) Skorpion)
(Sexy) Skorpion by rickard's bed December 7, 2009
skorpion g
A cancer tank that should be removed from World of Tanks. You can't even scout properly without getting slapped in the face with an ammo rack. Mostly used by 12 year olds who sleep with their mommy's credit card. Was added back in mid-2016 by greedy Wargaming who wanted more profit
skorpion g by user_83029404 January 6, 2021
Skorpion
A small Czech made sub-machine gun usually made in .32 ACP caliber, though there are variants in .380 and 9x18 Makarov.
Features ambidextrus cocking handle, folding stock and manual safety.
Due to it's smalll size and firepower it's a popular terrorist weapon in some eastern Europe countries.
vide: uzi
Features ambidextrus cocking handle, folding stock and manual safety.
Due to it's smalll size and firepower it's a popular terrorist weapon in some eastern Europe countries.
vide: uzi
Skorpion by general_zumaya June 30, 2005
(Sexy) Skorpion
n. An animorphic sex act requiring inhuman flexibility in which a man and a woman heighten their sexual euphoria by imitating the actions of a sexy scorpion. The woman lies supine on a bed with her legs hanging off of the side below the knees. Once this position is assumed, the man performs cunnilingus. Imitating the scorpion's claws, the man grips and pinches the breasts with his hands. At the exact moment before the woman climaxes, the man swings one of his legs back, up and over his head, thusly kicking the woman in the face, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.
Male Russian Gymnast: Oh, Svetlana, I'm so overjoyed that we have won yet another Olympic gold for the Soviet gymnastics team.
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!
(Sexy) Skorpion by Comrade Molotov December 7, 2009
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