skooze

v. To blow a load (Ejaculate) in somone's face.

You see that bitch in the back row... I skoozed her last night!

by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009

Skooze

To blow a wad in somebody's face.

"See that girl sitting in the back row? I skoozed her last night."

by Random inedible retarded llama March 31, 2009

skooze

To ejaculate in someone's face.

"You see that girl in the back row of the class? I skoozed her last night."

by the_mofajous March 28, 2009

skooze

a person who has the qualities of both a skank and a looser. They generally arent worth wasting the words to call them both names so its easier to call them a skooze or skoozer.

Get your skooze hands off my fries.

You need to brush your teeth or get that skooze breath the hell away from me.

That girl is such a skoozer. I hear she did it in the back of a garbage truck with the trashman.

by JSpyder March 12, 2007

sloozey

a classy way of saying slut

Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself

by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

Sasquatch Snooze

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.

After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.

by Sacramento Solon January 5, 2017

Shooze

Australian slang that describes seeing a large number of errors, typos and formatting issues in an email or document that it completely detracts from the original message or presentation.

There were so many mistakes in that email I just read. Shooze everywhere.

That presentation was nothing but Shooze.

by Ma-Fia July 12, 2019