Skoozie
Guy: do u wanna fuck
Girl: if your dick was bigger
Guy: what but it’s average
Girl: exactly
Guy: your a skoozie
Girl: if your dick was bigger
Guy: what but it’s average
Girl: exactly
Guy: your a skoozie
Skoozie by Shitington September 22, 2020
skoozie
How you politely request an Italian to make room for your foam drink-cooler on da table next to his own utensils.
American guest: This table looks fairly small and crowded --- I hesitate to ask anyone to shift his silverware around to accommodate my insulated lemonade-glass.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.
skoozie b
skoozie b by soundcloud.com/skoozieb May 30, 2017
skoozie doozie
Is the lowest form of trailer park Slut out there. Most likely has a hang down an infested with gonorrhea
skoozie doozie by Rischard October 28, 2017
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