smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 09, 2003

smooze

Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.

As a final attempt to save my pony from smooze, I boiled her in Oxiclean.

by Poundpuppies4ever March 15, 2007

smooze

It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

i just had a smooze

by John john-Smith Smith September 01, 2020

smooze

have a friendy conversation

Lets smooze about the Mets after work.

by Joe Morris October 12, 2004

smooze

a "skanky but cute" girl who says anything to get what she wants out of people.

She way trying to smooze her way into getting accepted.

by hkr May 27, 2011

smooze

alternative, more azn way to say "smoose" a mythical creature, originating in Northern Virginia. See "smoose"

I jux wanna take your smooze and yank it.
as opposed to
I just want to take your smoose and yank it.

by smantha May 26, 2004

Smooze

The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.

Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!

by Guinea Pig Freak April 15, 2006