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Skoaldier 

A follower of the Skoal Brotherhood. The most elite tobacco chewing gentlemen of the world. The flavors are of a large variety and taste like candy. Mmmm.... Skoal.
Me: What are you doing right now James?
James: Being a Skoaldier
Skoaldier by BigSlipp October 27, 2008
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verb. (derogatory)

1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.

Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.

If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
skooled by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014
A skoaler is someone who chews skoal chewing tobacco, in most cases skoalers are starting out chewers or girls. Skoalers are most often frowned upon and are made fun of and/or beaten up. A Skoaler can also be anyone who pukes frequently off of chew and/or takes extremly small dips.
Derrick I cant believe you puked off of cherry skoal haha you skoaler!
skoaler by B-Mizz April 25, 2011
Noun; a whipped pussy who can't separate from his ex.
maximilian is such a skoald, he's always walking with his stupid ex!
Skoald by Fleance October 26, 2012

Skoaldiak 

Super elite force of gnomes, dwarves and halflings.
SKOALDIAK ATTACK!! Better known as a MACK
Skoaldiak by Stuff Skoaldiak July 20, 2003
We were kicked out and now we're shoaled.
shoaled by Adnil Nella July 20, 2008
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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