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Noun; a whipped pussy who can't separate from his ex.
maximilian is such a skoald, he's always walking with his stupid ex!
Skoald by Fleance October 26, 2012
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skoal ride 

Taking a long, aimless drive with no purpose other than chewing Skoal or other smokeless tobacco.
Lee, grab that spitter, its time for a skoal ride.
skoal ride by Leads! November 30, 2007
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Skoal Switcharoo 

In this sex move you will require a tin of Skoal (any flavor will do). Begin by packing a delightfully fat chew in your bottom lip. Proceed to have sex with your girlfriend, significant other, hooker, etc. Remove your penis for just a moment while you dip-spit on it. Now switch the insertion point from vaginal to oral. This will result in quite a surprise for the receiver.
"I pulled the Skoal Switcharoo on Tonya yesterday so she dumped me. Lets go dip."
Skoal Switcharoo by Kevin O'Shea September 27, 2005

Skoal Patrol

A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.
Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."

Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"

Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"
Skoal Patrol by ShadyRunner February 16, 2009

Skoal Ring 

Skoal is a premium brand of smokeless tobacco (dip) that comes in a can.

Skoal ring is a term used when a can of Skoal or Copenhagen eventually wears a white ring through the pocket of jeans. The ring will often be seen on the rear pocket of a hard workin' man and guys in the country music industry such as Garth Brooks and George Strait.
We rock Skoal rings in our Levi Jeans
Skoal Ring by Skoal Dipper September 22, 2012

Sköldpadda 

It's Swedish for "Turtle"...that's it.
However, the "sk" is not pronounced /sk/ (i.e. how it's spelled)
it is instead pronounced as the "voiceless velar fricative" /sj/ or /ɧ/ which sounds more like an "h"

Therefore making it sound similar to "Huldpadda" with the "H" in the back of the throat.
Some Swede: "Jag har en sköldpadda."
Some American: "Bro, wut does that mean?"
Some Swede: "It means, 'I have a turtle'."

also some Swede: "Jag tycker om sköldpaddor!"
also some American: "Bruh..."
some Swede: "It means, 'I like turtles'."
Fucking stoopid mate
It means that your a total idiot and dumb as fuck
Person 1: what’s Area 51

Person 2: mate ur skaldic
skaldic by TrumpsLeftNostril July 31, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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