Skoald

Noun; a whipped pussy who can't separate from his ex.

maximilian is such a skoald, he's always walking with his stupid ex!

by Fleance October 26, 2012

skoal ride

Taking a long, aimless drive with no purpose other than chewing Skoal or other smokeless tobacco.

Lee, grab that spitter, its time for a skoal ride.

by Leads! November 30, 2007

Skoal Switcharoo

In this sex move you will require a tin of Skoal (any flavor will do). Begin by packing a delightfully fat chew in your bottom lip. Proceed to have sex with your girlfriend, significant other, hooker, etc. Remove your penis for just a moment while you dip-spit on it. Now switch the insertion point from vaginal to oral. This will result in quite a surprise for the receiver.

"I pulled the Skoal Switcharoo on Tonya yesterday so she dumped me. Lets go dip."

by Kevin O'Shea September 27, 2005

Skoal Patrol

A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.

Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."

Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"

Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"

by ShadyRunner February 16, 2009

Skoal Ring

Skoal is a premium brand of smokeless tobacco (dip) that comes in a can.

Skoal ring is a term used when a can of Skoal or Copenhagen eventually wears a white ring through the pocket of jeans. The ring will often be seen on the rear pocket of a hard workin' man and guys in the country music industry such as Garth Brooks and George Strait.

We rock Skoal rings in our Levi Jeans

by Skoal Dipper September 22, 2012

Sköldpadda

It's Swedish for "Turtle"...that's it.
However, the "sk" is not pronounced /sk/ (i.e. how it's spelled)
it is instead pronounced as the "voiceless velar fricative" /sj/ or /ɧ/ which sounds more like an "h"

Therefore making it sound similar to "Huldpadda" with the "H" in the back of the throat.

Some Swede: "Jag har en sköldpadda."
Some American: "Bro, wut does that mean?"
Some Swede: "It means, 'I have a turtle'."

also some Swede: "Jag tycker om sköldpaddor!"
also some American: "Bruh..."
some Swede: "It means, 'I like turtles'."

by Serious Definitions March 31, 2019

skaldic

Fucking stoopid mate
It means that your a total idiot and dumb as fuck

Person 1: what’s Area 51

Person 2: mate ur skaldic

by TrumpsLeftNostril July 31, 2019