A follower of the Skoal Brotherhood. The most elite tobacco chewing gentlemen of the world. The flavors are of a large variety and taste like candy. Mmmm.... Skoal.
A conservative who throws around the terms “snowflake” “pussies” or “libtard” at the first person who disagrees with their outdated traditionalist values. Usually uses chewing tobacco, wears military gear, defends the confederate flag, and has a Karen as a mate.
Conservative asshole- “the confederacy is my heritage and if any of you libtards don’t like it than get out of my cunt-ry”
Intelligent progressives: “that flag is Incredibly racist, run along little Skoalflake”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.