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verb. (derogatory)

1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.

Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.

If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
skooled by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014
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A person highly intoxicated on meth or stimulants.
After Jonny pilfered for hours after getting skooted all morning.
skooted by C M 2 September 25, 2019
Related Words
skooled • skooted • spooled • Stooled • Skoaled • skooded • Skoofed • skooged • Skooked • Skoold
Hooking a fish that takes off, pulling all the line on your reel.
He was big 'un. So big that he spooled me, and broke the line.
spooled by Scrivener July 5, 2006

un-spooled 

When someone absolutely loses their mind over topics such as race, religion and money. Go full retard over trivial matters.
He became un-spooled after he was called a nigger by a nearby cracker.
un-spooled by romdo308 October 7, 2013

half spooled 

To be moderately intoxicated.
ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.
half spooled by Floody86 July 6, 2015
When you get bamboozled by the most savage man in the world
"Hannakah isn't Kwanzaa"
"Damn, I just got Skooged"
skooged by Agnoers December 17, 2016

Spooled up 

1.to have an increase in adrenaline ready to fight

2.to rev the engine higher than normal
1.That dude was spooled up ready to fight.

2.I spooled it up and showered down on it.
Spooled up by Mr. Pit August 5, 2008
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