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The definition of a word, when someones ass crack is being flashed
Hey look, hes flashing his "skirmis" once again...
Yeah he better get bigger pants, idk
Skirmis by Brohkolis October 30, 2019

Skirmish 

Small fight or quick one.
1- "They're lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them".

2- "Hush, I'm on multiplayer, a skirmish round".
Skirmish by Yara S Korayem June 23, 2008

skimmish 

Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk
"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)
skimmish by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008

Smirkish Ass Bitch 

The word bitch technically means "Female Dog" but in this definition "Smirkish Ass Bitch" could refer to any living human who is down right fucked up in all ways, shapes, and forms. A scandolous individual who will fuck you over real quick and for any and everything they can get. Someone not to be trusted and who must be observed by others. Very sneaky.
LNBAC "aye have you talked to Brittany today I think she took something from my house and we closer and cooler than that".

Gutta "Hell naw I ain't talked to that smirkish ass bitch you know you can't trust that bitch round yo shit. YO BAD!"
1. -adj. a miniscule amount. -adj(2). frail appearing
2. -v. to steal such small amounts of a substance that no one notices.
3. -n. person who does the least amount of work possible to complete the task.
1. -adj. The woman wore a skimish bathing suit.

2. -v. Have you been skimishing my jar of m&m's?
3. -n. Bill refused to work the evening shift with Larry, who was a known skimish in the department.
skimish by myoclonicus jerkus July 24, 2011

smirkish 

a shady situation a bad feeling about somethin' or a sneeky lookin individual
when its hella people just posted for no reason and they all lookin at you... They lookin smirkish
smirkish by lady lexo December 2, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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