Skirmis 

The definition of a word, when someones ass crack is being flashed

Hey look, hes flashing his "skirmis" once again...
Yeah he better get bigger pants, idk

Skirmis by Brohkolis October 30, 2019

skirminkel 

A guy who brings frozen wors to a braai, an ends up eating your prime steak instead.

What Skirminkel brought the frozen wors?

The Skirminkel who is wolfing my steak

skirminkel by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

Skirmish 

Small fight or quick one.

1- "They're lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them".

2- "Hush, I'm on multiplayer, a skirmish round".

Skirmish by Yara S Korayem June 23, 2008

skimmish 

Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk

"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)

skimmish by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008

skimish

1. -adj. a miniscule amount. -adj(2). frail appearing
2. -v. to steal such small amounts of a substance that no one notices.
3. -n. person who does the least amount of work possible to complete the task.

1. -adj. The woman wore a skimish bathing suit.

2. -v. Have you been skimishing my jar of m&m's?
3. -n. Bill refused to work the evening shift with Larry, who was a known skimish in the department.

skimish by myoclonicus jerkus July 24, 2011

Skirmish 

A gathering or social occasion, particularly a night out with friends with an unwritten agreement that the scope of the occasion’s festivities will be limited thereby leaving the participants able to function with a reasonable amount of alacrity in the morning. Mostly commonly used for midweek drinking and people’s whose lifestyle involves constant weekly partying.

John rang up to enquire if Jenny was coming out clubbing tonight.

Jenny replied "Yes, but it'll have to be a skirmish I've got to work the next day".

Skirmish by Grobelaar July 2, 2008

Skirtism

The belief that men wear pants and women wear skirts and if not followed it may cause gender confusion and sin. Skirtism is most common in different religious groups.

She can't even wear shorts thats a bad case of skirtism.

Skirtism by McBee August 10, 2006