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skirminkel 

A guy who brings frozen wors to a braai, an ends up eating your prime steak instead.
What Skirminkel brought the frozen wors?

The Skirminkel who is wolfing my steak
skirminkel by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

Skirmish 

Small fight or quick one.
1- "They're lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them".

2- "Hush, I'm on multiplayer, a skirmish round".
Skirmish by Yara S Korayem June 23, 2008

skimmish 

Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk
"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)
skimmish by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008
1. -adj. a miniscule amount. -adj(2). frail appearing
2. -v. to steal such small amounts of a substance that no one notices.
3. -n. person who does the least amount of work possible to complete the task.
1. -adj. The woman wore a skimish bathing suit.

2. -v. Have you been skimishing my jar of m&m's?
3. -n. Bill refused to work the evening shift with Larry, who was a known skimish in the department.
skimish by myoclonicus jerkus July 24, 2011

Skirmish 

A gathering or social occasion, particularly a night out with friends with an unwritten agreement that the scope of the occasion’s festivities will be limited thereby leaving the participants able to function with a reasonable amount of alacrity in the morning. Mostly commonly used for midweek drinking and people’s whose lifestyle involves constant weekly partying.
John rang up to enquire if Jenny was coming out clubbing tonight.

Jenny replied "Yes, but it'll have to be a skirmish I've got to work the next day".
Skirmish by Grobelaar July 2, 2008
The belief that men wear pants and women wear skirts and if not followed it may cause gender confusion and sin. Skirtism is most common in different religious groups.
She can't even wear shorts thats a bad case of skirtism.
Skirtism by McBee August 10, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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