Slipjob

Slipjob, Noun: A blowjob performed on a slip-n-slide.

Person 1: Katie gave me a mad slipjob last night!
Person 2: Nice, who's slip-n-slide did you use?

by brendan.stewart October 2, 2014

slapjob

straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.

-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.

by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010

slimjob

n. the act of eating a Slim Jim out of someone's rectum; a portmanteau of Slim Jim and rimjob

Man, I totally gave that bitch a teriyaki slimjob.

by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010

Skipjob

When a male is about to engage in oral sex, but their partner lifts them by the legs and eats their ass instead.

Male: "Aw yeah, babyyy, I'm about to get me a blowjob!"

Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*

Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!

by Not Dave Matthews April 14, 2022

Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.

I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.

by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014

Slopjob

Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.

There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job.

by DeeVee April 1, 2003

slopjob

the act of face fucking a bitch until a mixture of saliva, puke, and cumbubbles comes out of her nose

She thought she was gonna give me a blowjob, but it ended up being a violent slopjob.

by Anti-itch June 12, 2011