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Slipjob, Noun: A blowjob performed on a slip-n-slide.
Person 1: Katie gave me a mad slipjob last night!
Person 2: Nice, who's slip-n-slide did you use?
Slipjob by brendan.stewart October 2, 2014
Words you can keep
straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.
-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.
slapjob by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010
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n. the act of eating a Slim Jim out of someone's rectum; a portmanteau of Slim Jim and rimjob
Man, I totally gave that bitch a teriyaki slimjob.
slimjob by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010
When a male is about to engage in oral sex, but their partner lifts them by the legs and eats their ass instead.
Male: "Aw yeah, babyyy, I'm about to get me a blowjob!"

Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*

Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!
Skipjob by Not Dave Matthews April 14, 2022
To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.
I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.
Slip job by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014
Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.
There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job.
Slopjob by DeeVee April 1, 2003
the act of face fucking a bitch until a mixture of saliva, puke, and cumbubbles comes out of her nose
She thought she was gonna give me a blowjob, but it ended up being a violent slopjob.
slopjob by Anti-itch June 12, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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