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A fucking script kiddie thats such a fucking retard it triggers everyone

EVPNS YOU ARE A SKIDTARD

skidtard by FtsMondo September 6, 2022

skitarded

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

Related Words

skidtard • Skidturd • skidward • Skibtard • skiitard • Skintard • skiptard • Skiptardian • skitarded • ski-tard

skidward

A nigga who shows mastery of the trumpet and love

Damn, that nigga a skidward!

skidward by New Webster's Dicktionary May 2, 2018

Skintard

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.

eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.

Skintard by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

skiptard

A dj that can't ever match beats correctly.

That skiptard tried to mix a jungle and a house record.

skiptard by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006

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skiitard

One who skiis and is retarded, but not literally so.

A: Man, that fucking guy is being a skiitard!

B: I know, he shouldn't be on the black diamond!

skiitard by Dicky McBung February 12, 2014

Skibtard

Skibtard Is A Curse And Slight Slur Similar To The Political Form "Libtards" Skib Tard Is A Retard Who Watches Skibidi Toilet And Brags A Lot About It

Timmy:" I Love Watching Skibidi Toilet."
Sam:"Shut Up Timmy You're A Skibtard."

Skibtard by MoeGreg July 23, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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