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skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010
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skidward 

A nigga who shows mastery of the trumpet and love
Damn, that nigga a skidward!

Skintard 

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.
eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.
Skintard by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

skiptard 

A dj that can't ever match beats correctly.
That skiptard tried to mix a jungle and a house record.

skiitard 

One who skiis and is retarded, but not literally so.
A: Man, that fucking guy is being a skiitard!

B: I know, he shouldn't be on the black diamond!
skiitard by Dicky McBung February 12, 2014

Skibtard 

Skibtard Is A Curse And Slight Slur Similar To The Political Form "Libtards" Skib Tard Is A Retard Who Watches Skibidi Toilet And Brags A Lot About It
Timmy:" I Love Watching Skibidi Toilet."
Sam:"Shut Up Timmy You're A Skibtard."
Skibtard by MoeGreg July 23, 2023