skinnard

Word used to describe short white males with short hair.

Memphis Grizzlies player Jason Williams
New Jersey Nets player Jason Kidd is a skinnard

One Dude: "Hey did you see the Nets play last night against Memphis?"
Other Dude: "Oh yeah, Kidd had 9 assists didn't he?"
One Dude: "Yeah. Man, he is such a skinnard!"
Other Dude: "No doubt. So is that Jason Williams. What a skinnard!"

by Matthew Sullivan February 8, 2004

Leonard Skinnerd

The original chosen name for the band Lynyrd Skynyrd. This name was used as a mocking tribute to a gym teacher at Robert E. Lee High School, Leonard Skinner, who was notorious for strictly enforcing the school's policy against boys having long hair. The more distinctive spelling was adopted before they released their first album.

Leonard Skinnerd man. For real.

by Risown February 1, 2009

Skintard

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.

eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.

by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

skennard

To rant uncontrollably about a matter/s of next to no importance.

jeez that charlie guy just pulled a skennard, he spent thirty minutes complaining about a slight rise in lego prices!

by Winglet September 29, 2006

skennard

A person who is terribly up themselves and believes the universe revolves around their hair. Especially when their hair isn't that great.
Plural skennards.

That hair dresser over there is full of skennards.

by Wangaclese October 7, 2006

skinnar

A person with no pubic hair, after puberty

james is a skinnar, he has no pubes !!

by hamghetti September 20, 2008

skinnardi

obscure reference to the rolling of sweet mary jane in a rizla, zig-zag or ocb paper, for instance. (taken from name of even obscurer italian footballer)

skinnardi, dude, i need to get wasted

by roco January 28, 2004