Skinturd

A skinturd is the loose old man skin of his hairy old balls of a bald veteran.

Usually somebody that prives themselves on cookies, such known as a "skinturd."

by Clit Toris March 6, 2011

Skintard

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.

eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.

by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

Skidturd

The act of smearing your shit around the toilet seat or drawing a picture with your own shit

Someone keeps skidturding the bathroom again

by Skidturd April 20, 2025

Skidturd

The act of smearing your own shit across the toilet seat or drawing your own shit

Bob skidturded the bathroom for five bucks

by Skidturd April 20, 2025