skimple

scar+pimple. a scar caused by a pimple

That guys face is full of skimples

skimple by redeyeniga May 21, 2013

skimple

masturbatory sex act involving a skimple, a real or simulated gauntlet, while dressed as a barbarian or ancestral native. skimpling's roots are in the early leather bondage subculture, where certain factions felt that the experience was not primal enough. and began wearing furs and medeival garb during play. in a legendary scene from "The Anals of Time", a metal gauntlet was anally consumed by the legendary Amanda Mc Nasty. her repeated cry of "Skimple" gave the practice a name.

as a noun: "That skimple really stretched her out!"
as a verb:"She loves a good skimple."

skimple by gorevidal June 3, 2011

Skimple

Something or someone who kicks you in the face when your pooping.

The skimple would kick his face on the shitter.

Skimple by brense February 27, 2024

Skimple (sk-ee-m-ple) 

A person who has no idea what they're doing

"That person just ran a red light what a skimple (sk-ee-m-ple)"

Skimple (sk-ee-m-ple) by F1NNTH3HUM4N May 13, 2023

simpleflips

Shout out to easy jumps

He is only the best streamer/ speedrun

Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is

simpleflips by Idkduck December 26, 2017

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

Simpler times 

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.

I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!

Simpler times by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020