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skimple

scar+pimple. a scar caused by a pimple
That guys face is full of skimples
by redeyeniga May 21, 2013
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skimple

masturbatory sex act involving a skimple, a real or simulated gauntlet, while dressed as a barbarian or ancestral native. skimpling's roots are in the early leather bondage subculture, where certain factions felt that the experience was not primal enough. and began wearing furs and medeival garb during play. in a legendary scene from "The Anals of Time", a metal gauntlet was anally consumed by the legendary Amanda Mc Nasty. her repeated cry of "Skimple" gave the practice a name.
as a noun: "That skimple really stretched her out!"
as a verb:"She loves a good skimple."
by gorevidal June 3, 2011
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Skimple

Something or someone who kicks you in the face when your pooping.
The skimple would kick his face on the shitter.
by brense February 27, 2024
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Skimple (sk-ee-m-ple)

A person who has no idea what they're doing
"That person just ran a red light what a skimple (sk-ee-m-ple)"
by F1NNTH3HUM4N May 13, 2023
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simpleflips

Shout out to easy jumps

He is only the best streamer/ speedrun
Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is
by Idkduck December 26, 2017
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James Simpleton

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored
by Clint K April 16, 2008
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Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!
by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020
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