shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.

fuck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my pubes last night! now denise is gonna think i have fuckin herpes!

by Mac Kev July 05, 2007

When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.

I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.

by Mr. Furious March 28, 2005

Shimples

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 03, 2005

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Pimples contracted from eating ass.

A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".

Guy 1: Dude wtf is on Bobby's face?
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples

by Screw-It-I'm-Out August 20, 2017