shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

shimple

the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.

fuck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my pubes last night! now denise is gonna think i have fuckin herpes!

by Mac Kev July 05, 2007

shimple

When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.

I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.

by Mr. Furious March 28, 2005

Shimples

A frog eating beast from new zealand.

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020

shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 03, 2005

Shimple

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.

by Imogen_is_shimple July 19, 2006

Shimples

Pimples contracted from eating ass.

A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".

Guy 1: Dude wtf is on Bobby's face?
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples

by Screw-It-I'm-Out August 20, 2017