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A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)
I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!
shimple by Matta P. September 30, 2007
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the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.
fuck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my pubes last night! now denise is gonna think i have fuckin herpes!
shimple by Mac Kev July 5, 2007
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When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.
Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.
Shimple by Imogen_is_shimple July 19, 2006
When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.
I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.
shimple by Mr. Furious March 28, 2005

simpleflips

Shout out to easy jumps

He is only the best streamer/ speedrun
Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is
simpleflips by Idkduck December 26, 2017
A type of cryptocurrency that definitely, absolutely wlll never be of any value... Maybe ;-)
Join our SHipple Basecamp on facebook!!! Get 1 million Shil
SHipple by nachocheez11 June 21, 2019

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored
James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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