skillinged 

to think that you're so smart that you can get away with anything, only to be caught and spend the next 24 years of your life in federal fuck me in the ass prison. Enjoy! see enron

peter is gonna get skillinged, he thought he thought of everything he'd need to rob the bank, except that all the tellers new him by name

skillinged by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Stirlinged 

When one listens to Lindsey Stirling on repeat for so long that one's dreams are haunted by intense electric violin/Dubstep background music, resulting in one's sleep being constantly interrupted.

You: I'm so tired, brosephs. This has to stizzop.
Your Coworkers: What's going on, dawg?
You: I totally got Stirlinged again last night - woke up at least thrice.
Your Coworkers: Dayum... you really gotta stop listening to Lindsey on repeat at work, home slice.

Stirlinged by GrownUpAssMan August 14, 2018

Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.

Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong

Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

Stillinger 

A very cool spanish teacher. A teacher who should give large amounts of extra credit but never will. A nerd, knows what VLC is and eats grapefruit and sings some lame spanish songs in class, but some are cool.

dude max your such a stillinger!

Stillinger by baconcheeseburger January 19, 2011

skilligent

(noun) to be knowlegeable in the ways of having skillages.

(guy does a double backflip of the empire statment building)
guy: Dude, that was AWESOME!
Guy #2: You are so skilligent.

skilligent by kebsturr March 18, 2009

Skillened 

Delivering a much needed dose of truth when others are afraid to do so.

I totally Skillened that guy for eating that stinky tuna sandwich.

Skillened by HiddenAgenda69 April 15, 2020